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Kristy Lee Cook American Idol

Posted on January 16, 2008
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Kristy Lee Cook seems like the perfect girl. Incredibly sweet, down to earth and tons of talent. Not to mention she is beautiful. Definitely one to watch this season on American Idol. Check back here for more postings on her and the rest of the Idol season.

British Dentist Urinates in Sink, Cleans Ears With Surgical Tools - With Photo

Posted on April 6, 2007
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m_alan_hutchinson_pa.jpgThe busted-up-looking dentist show here, Alan Hutchinson has been found guilty of unhygenic practices in Britain by their General Dental Council.

Among these practices were: pissing in the sink (which was smelled by clients), cleaning his fingernails with sterilized surgical equipment and clean his ears with supposedly sterilized surgical equipment.

Read more about him here and here. (I think I’ll forgo the tooth polish!)

700 Pound Woman Extricated First with Forklift and Then With Muscle - True Story

Posted on April 4, 2007
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A 700 lb New Jersey heffer was sucking down twinkies and bon bons when she had to relieve herself and got stuck and injured in her bathroom. Patty Brown took a dookie many would remember.

The ordeal leaves the fire department absolutely exhausted and of course it leaves Patty… famished.

Because a photo of the victim was not immediately available we had an artist’s naked rendering created:

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The ACTUAL news story is here.

Keith Richards snorts his Dad!

Posted on April 4, 2007
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There is a rumor that Keith Richards has mixed his fathers ashes with cocaine, and then snorted him.

I found this on CNN.COM this morning.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/04/richards.dad.ap/index.html

Vote for Sanjaya Speed Style - Dial Idol

Posted on April 3, 2007
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UPDATE: 4/3/2007: Vote for Sanjaya at this #: 1-866-436-5707

We previously wrote about the Vote for Sanjaya movement where Howard Stern and vote for the worst were gathering their listeners and readers to vote Sanjaya the next American Idol.

Yes, he is terrible and yes it kills Eric the Midget. Dial Idol has come out with a software that will use your computer and modem to speed dial votes for our beloved Sanjaya and also uses busy signal information to calculate the probability of him staying on and ruining American Idol.

This marvel of American inginuity is free and available here.

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The Beaver is Worn: How Old Do These Guys Look? Eddie Haskel, Wally Cleaver, Beaver Cleaver

Posted on April 2, 2007
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Billionare Battle, Trump Loses Hair…..oh how I wish.

Posted on April 2, 2007
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Man o Man, how I wish it were Trump in the barber chair! How great would it have been to see that?!? Last night was the largest WWE pay per view event in history. Im not a fan of wrestling per say, but I heard about the event on Howard Stern. Trumps hair has got to go, but apparently last night was not the night. You can read the full article here - http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/arash_markazi/04/02/wrestlemania.23/index.html?cnn=yes

Howard Stern….VOTE FOR SANJAYA !

Posted on March 30, 2007
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I absolutely love how all Howard Stern Fans are voting to keep Sanjaya on as Americas’ next American Idol. Not only does it give validity to “the King of all Media”, it also trumps a show that i am forced to watch at times. This kid cannot sing, but he has a fun with it.  I am not sure if he realizes his fame is part of a movement and not anything to do with his talent. He seems to be more and more confident out there…who knows. For me this is just fantastic! The best part is hearing Eric the Midget whine about it the next day….VOTE FOR SANJAYA!!!

Motivational Posters

Posted on March 29, 2007
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The Ultimate Clueless Wise Ass Test Answers

Posted on March 28, 2007
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